Infrequently Asked Questions
What are you listening to right now?
I Feel Love – Donna Summer.
If you could be in a girl band, which girl band would you be in?
This is a very, very hard question. If I had to pick one girl band to be in it would probably be Little Mix, unless we were in the 90’s and then I would be in All Saints.
If you could be a berry, which berry would you be?
If I could be a berry I would definitely be a strawberry.
If you could be a Matthew McConaughey character, which Matthew McConaughey character would you be?
Aren’t they all the same?
Favourite thing to eat after a big night out?
A fried egg sandwich and a cup of tea.
Do you think that baked beans taste the same to everyone or do they taste different to each individual?
I think that we have no idea how another individual tastes baked beans. I like the idea that baked beans could taste like custard to someone else. Mental.
Do you like the Circle Line?
No. It doesn’t seem to follow a timetable and it isn’t even really a circle.
How do you feel about the fact that Stevie Nicks wrote Landslide in 1973, but she still sings it in 2016 and has probably performed it thousands of times, over 43 years, with her ex boyfriend almost always by her side, and her voice still cracks on the line “and I’m getting older too”?
I feel fine about it. Just fine.
This is a fun page, is this an original Chelsea F. B. Carter idea?
Like all good ideas – this one is stolen. I got the idea from Dolly Alderton. She’s very funny and you should check her out.